Noodles
So apparently this guy is a youth minister who returns previously used items so he doesn’t have to pay for them, and then lies about why he did it? Hey everybody, lets send our children to church to learn good Christian morals!
Well played, KCPD
Oh look, cops pretending they’re humans with a self deprecating sense of human. Just call ‘em “donut dropper” one time to their face though and see how well that goes over. It’s all fun and games until you look like someone just poured a bucket of blood through a colander.
I have done bad things. I can’t take them back, and they are part of who I am. Most of the time, they seem like the only thing I am.








